Two months of my sister's life. Courtesy of Facebook updates.
- Em is totally amazed by how many people openly pick their nose and examine it on subway... And these people are in suits. What's up with that?
- Em can not get that song "Move Bitch" out of her head when she wading through the sea of r-tards at train station.
- Em thinks the book "Wicked" is way too wordy and does not connect well with the reader. Maybe they'll make a movie and condense this horsesh*t.
- Em is happy that she has no goals in life, that way she has nothing to regret on her death bed. HAHAHA, the glass in always 1/2 full.
- Em is sick as a dog and looking forward to going to work tomorrow to spread it around.
- Em is wondering why Oreos can't have the reverse effect on her ass.
- Em is having a hard time not telling homeless people to "f@?! -off", when they're wearing nicer clothes than her.
- Em is ready to skip town and join the circus.
- Em thinks trashy, tabloid magazines are Grrreat!!! What's up with the octo-mom?? hahahahah.
- Em's cat is still alive. It can only get better from here. Can I get an "Amen"?
- Em is always in need of prayers. Today, for her cat.
- Em is so very sad today.
- Em is.
- Em is trying not to have a stroke after receiving the vet bill.
- Em's life defines irony. Hates helping people. Yet, works for a helpline.
- Em feels so bad for making her wonderful bro-in-law wait for an hour to give her sorry ass a ride home.
- Em wonders if it would be justifiable homicide to kill a neighbor that's singing crappy 80's Whitney Houston songs at top volume in Portuguese.
- Em is guessing by the stink lines coming off the guy next to her, he has never been introduced to a shower.
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