By Juli
The first is the most recent. We share a gene pool. (Moment to reflect.)
• Em still hates old people.
• Em put the lime in the coconut and drank um both down, say wooo hooo.
• Em is wasting her youth on alcohol, drugs and fast guys...HAHAHA, I wish.
• Em is trying to center her Chi.
• Em is reeking havoc and causing chaos everywhere she goes... dun, dun, duaaahhhhh!!!!
• Em hopes that her future children will lock her up when she gets old, so she can't terrorize the public. Like all old people do.
• Em is listening to her sister's lecture on the evils of Jiff peanut butter.
• Em is actually hoping the little mouse playing on the subway tracks makes it.
• Em hates having 10 different bosses reprimand her every time she does something wrong.
• Em is watching The Road Warrior on mute and listing to Weezer, waiting for inspiration....Say it aint soooooo
• Em is rethinking the whole procreation thing after seeing James Franco's GQ cover.
• Em believes spending 20 min at Bank North Garden after Disney on Ice let out has killed any desire to procreate.
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